This story is courtesy of Dave. <\/p>\n
Imagine you’re in Kansas City, and you need to get home to D.C. <\/p>\n
All you have is a Peter Pan voucher for any bus trip you like, and $10 in cash. <\/p>\n
You go to the station and notice there are two buses that will be leaving in 2 hours. One goes to D.C., the other goes to Chicago. <\/p>\n
In the meanwhile, you’re hungry, so you go into the station diner to get a bite. <\/p>\n
At one table there’s a man in an immaculate Peter Pan driver’s uniform. His pants are clean and pressed. His shirt is unwrinkled, and you wish you could tie a tie that well. He’s engaged in polite conversation with a diverse group of interesting, smiling people. His table manners are impeccable, and his hair is perfect. <\/p>\n
While you’re admiring this fellow, you hear some cursing from another table. You turn to see a scruffy looking rapscallion in the tattered remnants of a uniform. He’s speaking roughly to some poor young woman. You happen to notice that he’s also tweeting some inappropriate comments about his enemies. <\/p>\n
You stand there and wonder, which bus should I take? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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