{"id":849,"date":"2020-12-10T20:56:50","date_gmt":"2020-12-10T20:56:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/?p=849"},"modified":"2020-12-10T20:56:50","modified_gmt":"2020-12-10T20:56:50","slug":"i-wish-i-had-coronavirus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/2020\/12\/10\/i-wish-i-had-coronavirus\/","title":{"rendered":"I wish I had coronavirus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently traveled, so I had to worry if I had contracted the virus on my trip. I&#8217;m relatively unconcerned about the virus for myself, but I don&#8217;t want to give it to people I know, for whom it would be a bigger deal. <\/p>\n<p>After my trip, I started to have a tight feeling in my chest &#8212; similar to what it feels like after you go running on a cold day. It only got worse, so I went to get a COVID test. <\/p>\n<p>I wanted to have the virus (and relatively mild symptoms, of course) and get it over with. <\/p>\n<p>No such luck (if the test was accurate). I have bronchitis. Just regular old sick. <\/p>\n<p>So now I have to wait until it&#8217;s my turn for the vaccine, I guess. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently traveled, so I had to worry if I had contracted the virus on my trip. I&#8217;m relatively unconcerned about the virus for myself, but I don&#8217;t want to give it to people I know, for whom it would be a bigger deal. After my trip, I started to have a tight feeling in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/2020\/12\/10\/i-wish-i-had-coronavirus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I wish I had coronavirus&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=849"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":850,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions\/850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}