{"id":3512,"date":"2024-01-02T18:33:09","date_gmt":"2024-01-02T18:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/?p=3512"},"modified":"2024-01-02T18:33:09","modified_gmt":"2024-01-02T18:33:09","slug":"rebel-moon-is-okay-i-guess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/2024\/01\/02\/rebel-moon-is-okay-i-guess\/","title":{"rendered":"Rebel Moon is okay, I guess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy New Year everybody! <\/p>\n<p>Captain Crowhill, Mrs. Crowhill and I watched Rebel Moon over the holidays. It&#8217;s okay, but it&#8217;s not great. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s very derivative, but that makes sense because it was written to be a Star Wars movie. It seems every Star Wars movie has to invoke the same concepts and scenes. E.g., here are some farmers eeking out an existence on a distant planet. Here we are in a new version of Mos Eisley, where there has to be a bar fight. And here&#8217;s the Han Solo character. Etc. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a dark and gritty movie. Maybe this is my 60 year old eyes speaking, but I hate it when a movie is too dark. <\/p>\n<p>The bad guys are over the top. No functional military could have the kinds of characters we see in this film. <\/p>\n<p>They also get a little too realistic in the threat to the women in the opening scenes. It&#8217;s okay to imply rape (like with Jabba the Hut). We get it. You don&#8217;t have to be so gross about it. <\/p>\n<p>The lead character is somewhat interesting, but the rest of them are pretty boring. <\/p>\n<p>If you watch it knowing that it&#8217;s a failed Star Wars movie, you&#8217;ll get through it with a laugh or two. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy New Year everybody! Captain Crowhill, Mrs. Crowhill and I watched Rebel Moon over the holidays. It&#8217;s okay, but it&#8217;s not great. It&#8217;s very derivative, but that makes sense because it was written to be a Star Wars movie. It seems every Star Wars movie has to invoke the same concepts and scenes. E.g., here &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/2024\/01\/02\/rebel-moon-is-okay-i-guess\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Rebel Moon is okay, I guess&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3512"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3514,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3512\/revisions\/3514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crowhill.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}