I’m sure you’ve all heard that riddle. My daughter’s cat has not. <\/p>\n
She likes to sit on my lap while I work, which can quite be an annoyance. But since I have a desk that can move from sitting to standing, I sometimes frustrate her efforts by standing. <\/p>\n
Voila, no lap to sit in. <\/p>\n
But she doesn’t know that, so she jumped up and tried to claw her way to my non-existent lap, which was not fun. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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