I wish Bigfoot was real

Experts analyze new Bigfoot footage

There are lots of reasons not to believe in Bigfoot.

  1. There are no apes in the new world, so there’s no reasonable evolutionary path for a creature like that to exist in North America. (I suppose it could have migrated, like we did.)
  2. Bigfoot stories follow all the same patterns of other silly stories. Bad evidence (grainy photos, etc.). Conspiracies. Credulous people.
  3. It’s hard to believe no one has shot one yet. A body would go a long way towards proving their existence.

If the story cited above is credible, now they’re claiming to have DNA. That would be a bg thing!

They say it’s a “human hybrid.” Hybrid of humans and what?

I don’t believe in Bigfoot, but it would be great if they were real, for lots of reasons. It would help us understand ourselves better if we could find an animal closely related to humans. But more importantly, while I agree with the skeptics about many things, they’re kinda jerks, and it would be nice for them to have egg on their face.