This is very funny.
Cops are trolling LeBron on TikTok and I am 100% here for it
I’ve said many times the Babylon Bee is the new paper of record. It tells more truth through satire than most news outfits can even understand.
This article is from Not the Bee. It’s where they tell true stories.
Yeah, where the bee tries to be funny, not the bee tries for sociopathy. Story today… some Italian government worker scammed the system for 15 years, so that means we shouldn’t have a government health care system. Yeah, some military contractor scammed the government for $600 toilet seats. Let’s cancel the military budget. This has to be a damn joke, it can’t be serious news or commentary can it? It was on notthebee. Surely it’s satire?
Oh, my mom is on Medicare. I guess she should just die.
I think my favourite NBA-related routine ever was when Jeremy Lin got criticized for wearing dreadlocks — by Kenyon Martin, with Chinese tattoos.
The desperation of some people trying to argue “no, that’s different, you can’t wear a hairstyle associated with us even though lots of cultures have used it because that’s cultural appropriation, but we can permanently inscribe your unique language on our skin and it’s not appropriation at all” was palpable, and delicious.
It’s the sort of argument you have to come up with when you’re assigned a terrible side by a judge who hates you in debate class.