They decided on a new name for the Washinton Redskins

They’re going to call the team the D.C. Redskins, because Washington is too offensive.

9 thoughts on “They decided on a new name for the Washinton Redskins”

  1. Wait till they find out that “D.C.” doesn’t stand for “Democratic City” but “District of Columbia” – named in honor of Christopher Columbus!

    1. Wait till some find out “Columbia” is a feminized personification of Columbus’ name and the US. The Conservatives will cringe at the potential association with feminism and the Liberals will celebrate the nation’s capital as a “trans-friendly” city.

      1. Come to think of it, America is named after Amerigo Vespucci. So the name of our country is both feminized and Latinized. We have a country that is not only trans-friendly, but Latino-friendly as well!

  2. My vote would be for the Hogs. I.e., Washington Hogs. That was the name of their front line back when they were good, so it would preserve some continuity with the old team.

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